Episodes
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Theater Accidents
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Quiet, please, we're about to begin. This week we'll be talking about theater accidents both on and off the stage. Join us as we discuss why fire exits are important regardless of how ugly they are, how to stop wiggly wigs with nothing but a bra, and the urinary hazards of being in an orchestra.
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Fashion
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
These week we're dressed to the nines as we talk about the horrible things humans have done in the name of vanity. Join us as we discuss crushed feet, broken collar bones, and feeling like there's something in your eye on purpose.
Friday Sep 15, 2023
John From
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
This week we're talking about Cargo Cults. Join us as we discuss how to subjugate yourself, royal pig killing sticks, and how to make a fake airport.
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Controlling the Weather
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Monday Aug 28, 2023
It's too hot so this week we see what can be done. Join us as we discuss the perils of bell ringing, the failed attempt to bifurcate America with a line of fire, and how not to sue a wizard for flooding your town.
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monster Trucks
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
This week we talk about trucks what squish other trucks. Join us as we discuss the wholesome origins of giant trucks, crime solving trucks, and what happens when monster trucks are let loose after their driver passes out.
Friday Jul 28, 2023
Executions
Friday Jul 28, 2023
Friday Jul 28, 2023
This week we're talking about executions, and why it might be too harsh a punishment for the crime of stealing an apple. Join us as we discuss how to improve your approval rating via executions, killing whole families to find a clerk, and why you should never use synthetic sponges.
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Rogue Waves
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
This week we talk about giant waves what come from nowhere. Join us as we discuss the untrustworthiness of sailors, why boats need black boxes, and how to fill a lighthouse right up to the top.
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
The Ants
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
This week we bring you formication as we talk about ants. Join us as we discuss Country long ant colonies, exploding butts, the worst penalty for car theft, and the synesthetic fever dream that is the Schmidt pain index.
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Hazing
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
This week we drink till we're cool! Or dead. Join us as we discuss how to get out of murder charges by simply being rich enough, the worst place to dig a pretend grave, and why the movie Seven is a bad source of rituals.
Sunday May 28, 2023
Friends
Sunday May 28, 2023
Sunday May 28, 2023
Guess what? We aren't dead! Or mortal enemies. At least, not yet. For our triumphant return, we discuss some friends who cannot say the same. Join us as we talk about how to out-paint your enemies, why you shouldn't be friends with your boss, and how far some people will go to defend the honor of their grandfather's pig.